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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    to your enlarged glands
     
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    I bring ice packs
     
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    to cool down testiculars
     
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    direly needing emptying soon
     
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    as the shops open
     
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    To 1500 post pages
     
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    mainly of shocking porn
     
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    as the locals cheer
     
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    For Reverend Squats choir
     
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    with the see through
     
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    leather underpants worn by
     
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    constant crotch movement in
     
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    Sir Keir Starmer's jockstrap
     
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    now worn by Blackford
     
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    the thick Scottish twat
     
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    who didn't wash it
     
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    before sniffing it twice
     
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    and that caused such
     
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