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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    All the usual suspects
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who use it as
     
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    a crutch to support
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 8, 2022
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Their entire body weight
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but when it gets stiff it takes that much blood i pass out
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    And then can't count
     
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    from one to ten
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Two four six eight
     
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    motorway, is a song
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    called a golden oldie
     
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    by many disc jockeys
     
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    kiddie fiddling after being
     
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    connected to Jimmy Saville
     
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    After Frank farts frantically
     
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    play park incase there
     
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    is Prince Andrew looking
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    For a yummy mummy
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 19, 2022
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    only if very young
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 19, 2022
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