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    causing swollen sweaty bollocks
     
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    in a cool but
     
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    Newcastle Brown beer, which
     
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    also stank like sweaty
     
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    cocktail supplied in bulk
     
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    George Harrison the genius
     
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    wrote my sweet Lord
     
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    in his new book
     
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