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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    by the dodgy doctor
     
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    with long finger nails
     
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    and a bent cucumber
     
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    which he nibbled on
     
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    and then presented it
     
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    having a fishy smell
     
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    with a sticky residue
     
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    looking like man juice
     
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    but smelling like pineapple
     
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    however still looking like
     
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    it's fast approaching Christmas
     
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    the inflatable Rita ready
     
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    to bring into use
     
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    on a regular basis
     
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    infact, every other Friday
     
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    even on good Friday
     
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    when the Easter Bunny
     
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    chocolate hides rear entry
     
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    with a locked door
     
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    using sniffer search dog
     
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