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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and no Eskimo's around
     
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    In the Iceland supermarket
     
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    which was filled with
     
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    Benefit cheats and scum
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    who all Holiday in
     
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    The pub down south
     
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    Mimms service station forecourt

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    where a sandwich costs
     
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    arm and a leg
     
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    And doesn’t even taste
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    good more like blottingpaper
     
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    with an inky taste
     
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    which leaves stains all
     
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    all over trouser fronts
     
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    which mummy can’t wash
     
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    when im giving her
     
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    steady vinegar strokes and
     
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    have Phil MaCavity watching
     
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    how it’s done by
     
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    electronic aids inserted analy
     
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