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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    the local pub where
     
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    where the beer was
     
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    warm and the women
     
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    loose just how we
     
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    left the children at
     
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    the mother in-laws
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Not a nice woman
     
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    but of easy virtue
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Not like the daughter
     
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    who's a local groundsheet
     
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    for the cold tent
     
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    but can make you
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Lose all your marbles
     
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    moves like a rattlesnake
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    With a sharp tounge
     
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    in the honey pot
     
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    Licking the drips off
     
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    after the leg stamping
     
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    On the dance floor
     
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    looked like epileptic fit
     
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