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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    the land far away
     
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    Strachan who played football
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    with Evil Jimmy Krankie
     
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    the wife of the
     
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    Bishop of Bath & Wells
     
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  7. KingHotspur

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    cathedral was on fire
     
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  8. Didley Squat

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    Flamed steaks ready to
     
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  9. KingHotspur

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    be eaten and then
     
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    the bowel releasing procedure
     
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  11. azzuriswan

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    kicked in to activate
     
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    The beer on tap
     
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    which left everyone pissed
     
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    off and very exhausted
     
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    and also slightly horny
     
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    was viewed a huge
     
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