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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. KingHotspur

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    would be near impossible
     
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    due to the stenche
     
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    Which made everyone gag
     
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    masks were worn without
     
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  5. KingHotspur

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    fear of being ostracised
     
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    making identifying your fart
     
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    easier to manage and
     
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    not having to smell
     
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    the fishy musty knickers
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    with the green bits
     
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  11. KingHotspur

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    that looked like slime
     
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    doctors are still investigating
     
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    if it’s fatal or
     
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    infectious and how the
     
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    smell can be removed
     
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    the male que at
     
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    the toilet attendant was
     
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    selling scented face masks
     
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    for a bargain price
     
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    made by Wayne Rooney
     
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