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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    especially when sooty says
     
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    leave me alone sweep
     
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  3. KingHotspur

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    My arse is sore
     
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    KingHotspur, May 20, 2021
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    :emoticon-0159-musiche's a jolly good:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  5. KingHotspur

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    fellowship of the ring
     
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    KingHotspur, May 20, 2021
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    which is still stinging
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 20, 2021
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  7. azzuriswan

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    because of the bee
     
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    azzuriswan, May 21, 2021
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    Ain’t seen nothing yet
     
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  9. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    especially if you’re blind
     
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    Drunk and eating pizza
     
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  11. azzuriswan

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    which tastes like something
     
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  12. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    that has been left
     
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    in the oven for
     
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    for ages and shriveled
     
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    like an old woman’s
     
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    pussy that was malnourished
     
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    and sandier than Gandhi’s
     
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    slippers but smelt as
     
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    fishy as a nun’s
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    habit of wiping semen
     
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