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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    whilst drinking pina coladas
     
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    mixed with turps and
     
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    cleaning fluids which were
     
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    always in plentiful supply
     
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    to supplement illegal hooch
     
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    along with the dreaded
     
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    walnut whip excrement piles
     
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    the next unsuspecting holidaymaker
     
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    was constructed for Jim’ll
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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