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    whittling with her left
     
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    playing " Yankee doodle dandy "
     
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    in B minor, along
     
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    her knicker elastic, which
     
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    snapped when caught in
     
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    the covers by an
     
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    Indian wicket keeper who
     
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    liked groping his nuts
     
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    whilst whistling Hey Jude
     
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    to the tune of
     
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    shaken but not stirred
     
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    martini that Bond had
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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