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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    eight pints of larger
     
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    than life figures that
     
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    azzuriswan, Mar 23, 2021
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    packet of crisp also
     
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    a block of cheese
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    but not the Gorgonzola
     
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    as it smells of
     
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    azzuriswan, Mar 24, 2021
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    Sweaty feet and moist
     
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    ladies fishy smell bits
     
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    which makes him gag
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    because he wants a ***
     
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    not the cigarette kind
     
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    but the candy version
     
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    sold in sweet shops
     
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    with massive gob stoppers
     
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    that take ages to
     
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    block up the drains
     
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    of the ladies toilet
     
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    with pee all over
     
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    the carpeted area of
     
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    Aladdin's magic carpet one
     
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