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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    drunk alcoholic drug dealer
     
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    hanging around the estate
     
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    selling his nasty sherbet.
     
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    The next day, Tony
     
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    went out to buy
     
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    some bacon and eggs
     
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    to pacify his wife
     
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    and broke the eggs
     
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    which hurt as it
     
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    it affected his pride
     
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    and he never forgot
     
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    Toilet train himself so
     
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    plenty of accidents occurred
     
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    on the road by
     
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    where prostitutes normally stand
     
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    the motorists ogling delightfully
     
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    as they drove past
     
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