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    relaxing beside the pool
     
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    of beer spilt by
     
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    Dianne abbotts arse cheeks
     
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    which stank of a
     
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    mixture of brown ale
     
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    and Sainsburys toilet bleach
     
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    which spilled on the
     
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    the toilet brush and
     
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    Jeremy Corbyn's spare loofah
     
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    ferret droppings and custard
     
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    dropped all over the
     
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    buns which were fresh
     
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