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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Sam Allardyce first thought
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 23, 2021
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    he was a hamster
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jan 23, 2021
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    but soon realised he
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 23, 2021
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    was 6 months pregnant
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jan 23, 2021
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    with chewing gum causing
     
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    azzuriswan, Jan 23, 2021
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    a sticky situation, but
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jan 24, 2021
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    was able to clean
     
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    azzuriswan, Jan 24, 2021
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    his weapon, which Dianne
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jan 24, 2021
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    immediately dropped in the
     
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    azzuriswan, Jan 24, 2021
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    bowl of cornflakes that
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Jan 24, 2021
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    Caught on fire with
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 24, 2021
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    snap, crackle and pop
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 24, 2021
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    gun that made such
     
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    azzuriswan, Jan 25, 2021
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    A loud noise that
     
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    Sting called the police
     
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    as his tantric sex
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 25, 2021
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    bubble had burst over
     
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    West Ham's training ground
     
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    to David Moyes' dismay
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 25, 2021
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