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  1. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    Sheep dip jelly, which
     
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    didn’t taste much like
     
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    Cow patty we tasted
     
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    at Corbyn's covid party
     
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    which erupted when the
     
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    elastic on Dianne's drawers
     
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    snapped and sent the
     
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    planet of Pluto into
     
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    orbit wrapped in her
     
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    Primark corduroy brassiere, which
     
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    was clad in diamonds
     
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    she tried to fart
     
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    she struggled to keep
     
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    Full of gay bloke's
     
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