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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    a baby’s bottom can
     
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    explode at any minute
     
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    especially if the trigger
     
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    is pulled at night
     
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    when it’s dark and
     
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    the undead appear in
     
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    the mist on the
     
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    River Tyne, quite near
     
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    one of the bridges
     
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    over troubled waters where
     
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    Simon and Garfunkel sang
     
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    roll out the barrel
     
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    So it doesn’t get
     
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    Washed in the bath
     
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    so it gets a
     
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    Speeding fine for going
     
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    too fast on the
     
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    Spaghetti Junction in Birmingham
     
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    tastes nothing like spagetti
     
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    a load of bolognese
     
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