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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    the arrival of Jesus
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 27, 2020
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    or maybe not so
     
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    much as a thank
     
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    You very little, Sir
     
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    as I am driving
     
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    azzuriswan, Aug 29, 2020
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    The wife slightly mad
     
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    By eating too many
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 29, 2020
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    after eight mints as
     
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    azzuriswan, Aug 29, 2020
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    He put the garbage
     
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    in the wrong piece
     
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    azzuriswan, Aug 29, 2020
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    Of the jigsaw puzzle
     
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    Which smelt like dogs
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 30, 2020
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    food that had been
     
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    left outside the door
     
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    in the pouring rain
     
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    and ended up under
     
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    Cooked chicken is bad
     
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    for you if you
     
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    shove it up your
     
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    poor wifes wrong hole
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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