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  1. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    actually the right day
     
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    because post was delayed
     
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    by Postman Pat who
     
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  4. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    had broken down in
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    his van, but Jess
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 6, 2020
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    still couldn't drive it
     
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  7. azzuriswan

    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    so they had to
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Have it towed away
     
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  9. Saints_Alive

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    by Homer Simpson and
     
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  10. azzuriswan

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    his removal company cousin
     
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    Elmo from Sesame Street
     
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    azzuriswan Well-Known Member

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    and he took them
     
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    to Shelbyville and left
     
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  14. azzuriswan

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    them stranded in the
     
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    gent's public convenience where
     
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    he slipped on a
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    banana skin,always funny
     
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    that but hurts the
     
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    ego, especially whilst pissing
     
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