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  1. San Diego

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  2. UTRs

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    was 45p in change
     
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    and a bourbon biscuit
     
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    smelling of rotting fish
     
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    and stale sour cream
     
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    an incontinent Mary Berry
     
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    who was with Hollywood
     
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    from Mary's appealing lips
     
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    and Mel and Sues
     
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    chins which were full
     
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    of puss filled spots
     
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    into the contestants custard
     
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    to add some flavour
     
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    colour reminiscent of stained
     
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