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Off Topic The four word story thread here!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Wherever

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    But only four words
     
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  2. Kittenish

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    But sometimes alcohol effects
     
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    Me behaving in an
     
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    unusually dignified drunken way
     
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    And making lewd comments
     
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    to all and sundry
     
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    That would listen to
     
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    someone singing out loud
     
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    Out of tune and
     
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    out of any money
     
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    To pay the piper
     
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    whose name was Peter
     
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    But in a meaningful
     
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    Way to save any
     
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    pecks of pickled peppers
     
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    on your toilet rolls
     
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    Stockpiled since April when
     
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    one's bottom required wiping
     
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    With the aid of
     
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    an ice cream scoop
     
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