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    Blew very well especially
     
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    After a couple pints
     
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    And some pork scratchings
     
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    Including those with nipples
     
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    But not hairy ones
     
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    Which can be kept
     
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    In the fridge for
     
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    Up to three months
     
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    Or when lockdown is
     
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    Over and everything is
     
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    Better and opportunities can
     
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    Begin to open up
     
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    To have some fun
     
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    With all the wrong
     
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    Types of shots on
     
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    sale in the pub
     
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    Making kiwi very nervous
     
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    affects his sex life
     
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    And leaves him yearning
     
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