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  1. UTRs

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    for the golden ticket
     
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  2. San Diego

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    hiding in an orifice
     
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  3. Taffvalerowdy

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    truly physically searched before
     
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  5. UTRs

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    drilled and filled with
     
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    Go with this, got in seconds before me!
     
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    sour sherbet and salt
     
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    , Yorkshire tea bags and
     
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    Too late, I've already continued....just roll with it <ok>
     
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    and vinegar crisps with
     
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    a bloke on one

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  12. San Diego

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    looking for his mate
     
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    who had been arrested
     
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  14. San Diego

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    but didn't know it
     
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    having lost his marbles
     
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    through his trouser pocket
     
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    despite it being zipped
     
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    but the hole helped
     
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    ,so his tool could
     
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    be used very quickly
     
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