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  1. Kittenish

    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Who has big boobs
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    but is very religious
     
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    Except when Johnny Depp
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    is in the Caribbean
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Sea in tight shorts
     
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    And an even tighter
     
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  7. Kittenish

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    Grip on his large
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Ego the size of
     
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    His bank balance which
     
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    Has taken a dive
     
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    Because of the jealousy
     
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    Caused by the clothes
     
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    That he looks sexy
     
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    despite his enormous scissorhands
     
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    Useful when trimming a
     
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    a lady garden's bush
     
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    After social isolating for
     
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    What seemed like age's
     
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    Because it bloody was
     
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    Getting really really boring
     
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