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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    And lots of cream
     
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    That you can squirt


    (Not rude )
     
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    Into the mouth of


    Nor is that
     
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    A big fibber who
     
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    Said “I promise I
     
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    Will not let you
     
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    Go to the races
     
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    without a decent horse
     
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    Steak and some chips
     
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    Washed down with a
     
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    nice Chianti hiss hiss
     
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    Said the Italian snake
     
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    Untrustworthy as some men
     
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    Under pressure from a
     
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    Situation that’s scary and
     
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    Likely to get worse
     
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    So we must look
     
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    For the positives and
     
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