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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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    Has banned Paul McCartney
     
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    Because he sings badly
     
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    The Scottish national anthem
     
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    Flower of Scotland several
     
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    Lacings on his corset
     
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    gobby chef named Gorden
     
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