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    due to loose elastic
     
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    No one could pull
     
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    a muscle or whelk
     
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    Up in Essex where
     
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    girls are girls, and
     
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    Boys are will be
     
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    seen but not heard
     
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    And dressed in their
     
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    best Sunday clothes which
     
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    Don’t look out of
     
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    place in a toilet
     
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    At a weatherspoons in
     
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    Rochdale town centre where
     
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    The ten pence stretcher
     
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    was stolen by Beyoncé
     
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    And all single ladies
     
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    gagging for a beer
     
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    After all that exercise
     
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    running into clothes shops
     
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