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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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    Trossachs region of Scotland
     
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    Where kilts are mandatory
     
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    but no undercrackers underneath
     
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    Making their testicles rather
     
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    sweaty and totally uncomfortable
     
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    Not to mention the
     
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    ice cold sandy balls
     
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    Left on the beach
     
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    alongside the dead seagull
     
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    Was a poisoned chip
     
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    And some mushy peas
     
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    We’re left in the
     
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    Lurch and cried tears
     
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    of joy that lit
     
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    The sky up at
     
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    The touch of a
     
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    Hairy arsed builder who
     
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    Likes tea and biscuits.
     
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    Milk and Two sugars
     
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