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    under arrest for drink
     
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    That was stolen earlier
     
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    from Rochdale's Lidl store
     
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    As Tesco’s was closed
     
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    due to food poisoning
     
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    The locals got the
     
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    shish kebabs for hours
     
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    Despite taking some Imodium
     
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    which eased the motions
     
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    Farting wasn’t an option
     
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    due to the noise
     
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    In the library which
     
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    annoys the local swots
     
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    Who like to party
     
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    until sun goes down
     
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    Over the east horizon
     
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    where Captain Pugwash lives
     
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    With a dog named
     
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    Boris, who licks his
     
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    Lips in antici.......pation
     
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