Off Topic The four word story thread here!

Breast, taken from the

 

front of Dianne, who

 

Counted three of them

 

and millions of us

 

Wet ourselves laughing at

 

her mathematical wizardy, baffling

 

everyone apart from Jezza

 

Who really is a

 

silly homeless looking man

 

With a knob that’s

 

been everywhere, except to

 

been inundated with requests

 

to play the hits

 

Of shaken Stevens because

 

behind the green door

 

was a giant bogeyman

 

hiding under a bed

 

purchased from an Ikea

 

Near the 406 so