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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

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    he instead bought some
     
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    Deodorant on special offer
     
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    from the salvation army
     
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    Whose band played the
     
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    theme tune from Goldfinger
     
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    on their golden ukuleles
     
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    which they borrowed from
     
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    the George Formby Association
     
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    where John Major held
     
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    Edwina Curry close, before
     
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    thinking of screwing Maggie
     
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    May, but Rod said
     
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    ‘Wait your turn Major!’
     
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    Nurse Ratchet wants to
     
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    prick his boil, or
     
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    boil his pasnip, then
     
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    Roast around the turkey
     
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    bursting his giblets, and
     
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    Pricking his sausage to
     
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    the tune of Rule
     
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