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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Bashing his little tiddler.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Nov 17, 2019
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    with Nigella Lawson's spatula
     
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    nicknamed ‘Little Saatchi’ due
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    To the resemblance of
     
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    it to her former
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    Lover who left because
     
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    her dumplings kept banging
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    Against her knees causing
     
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    her to grab his
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    huge didgeridoo which was
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 17, 2019
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  11. Taffvalerowdy

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    starting to soften after
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    much vigorous rubbing caused
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 17, 2019
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    it to start to
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 17, 2019
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    Look for information on
     
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    Jeremy Corbyn's love child
     
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    But Ainsley Harriet denied
     
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    he knows the identity
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 18, 2019
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    of the seeds used
     
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    to make Nigella’s muffins
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 18, 2019
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    In the shape of
     
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