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  1. Wherever

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    Aldi because they heard
     
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    that Boris has asked
     
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    the Emu for extensions

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    the toupee he had
     
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    To his golden dreadlocks
     
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    supplied by Sadiq Khan
     
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    Was the one and
     
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    only wig that fitted
     
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    In the crack of
     
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    light emitting from the
     
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    Concealed Camel toe of
     
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    Dame Helen Mirren, who
     
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    Must be at least
     
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    ready to drop her
     
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    Off a cliff which
     
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    May be rather painful
     
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    Rather like passing a
     
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    whole pineapple through your
     
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    network of friends and
     
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