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    Lubricate your throat when
     
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    Irn-Bru is unavailable
     
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    due to it being
     
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    Made from Scottish girders.
     
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    removed by Jimmy Krankie
     
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    And Nicola sturgeon who
     
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    looked like Elton John
     
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    On a good day
     
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    and like Jed Clampett
     
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    or Daisy Duke who
     
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    Was a fine young
     
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    lady in tight shorts
     
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    Had a spiffing cameltoe.
     
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    but a smelly snatch
     
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    due to always sitting
     
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    On the back of
     
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    an unwashed Arabian camel
     
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    Called kamel Mohamed bin
     
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    Had a single hump.
     
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