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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    his partner who was
     
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    looking for love and
     
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    failing dismally due to
     
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    Being an ugly little
     
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

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    tyke just like John
     
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    Inman, who often said
     
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  7. Taffvalerowdy

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    ‘I’m free’ to any
     
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    Tom, Dick or Harry
     
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  9. Taffvalerowdy

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    Worth who stands in
     
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    remote telephone boxes waiting
     
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    For a call from
     
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  12. Taffvalerowdy

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    Mrs. Slocombe’s grey pussy
     
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    Got all wet with
     
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  14. Taffvalerowdy

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    the expectation of a
     
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    lovely, oily fish dinner
     
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  16. Taffvalerowdy

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    prepared by Gordon Ramsey
     
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    in his private kitchen
     
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  18. Taffvalerowdy

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    where it’s F**k this
     
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    And that, Scottish twat
     
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  20. Taffvalerowdy

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    who claims he played
     
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