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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    pull the udder one
     
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    because my left teat
     
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  3. UTRs

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    has been yanked hard
     
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    causing severe nipple protrusion
     
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  5. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    also caused by "bitty"

     
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  6. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but, no but
     
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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    er yeah, I know
     
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    Said the first witness
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    under cross examination by
     
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  10. Wellernever

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    the delightful Jeremy Kyle
     
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    Live on television today
     
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  12. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    before This Morning with
     
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    ugly media whore, Hopkins

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    she's no Holly Willoughbooby
     
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  15. UTRs

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    , did you say Holly?

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    the piggy's stunt double
     
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    but who's her Kermit?
     
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    Must be Bonking Boris
     
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    the blind sex fiend
     
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    Who'd sh*g a warm
     
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