A bloke was moaning in the pub last night. "My job is really pissing me off" he said. "Week after week it's the same thing, collecting a load of **** that nobody else wants and then driving it to that ****ing dump with thousands of maggots crawling everywhere. I don't know how much longer I can stand it." "So how long have you been a bin man?" I asked "I'm not a ****ing bin man" he replied. "I'm the Newcastle first team coach driver."
When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Alan Pardew said he was planning tactics so that Newcastle could qualify for Europe next season, Steve BRUCE said he'd spend the summer shagging Pamela Anderson, and Angelina Jolie! When the journalist told him to be serious Bruce pointed to Pardew and said- "Well he ****in started it"!
