The FML Thread!

I'm getting worse and worse. Might have to start writing them down somewhere or stop being such a mortal idiot...

Definatley going to start writing them down.

 

Lmao.

 

Just do what I do and write their name on the back of their neck. If you forget it, pretend to give them a massage. Works a treat

 

Got to have rep for that! I hope!!

 

Oh damn, still can't give any but a story that's very deserving of some. You'll be able to tell your grandkids about that in years to come and make them proud ( maybe ) of you!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to the secret ingredient in fat mikes pies again.

 

Blackberry are working on bringing a limited version of BBM to the app store and android market.

 

If you can wait, wait til the summer. That's what I'm doing as the iPhone 5 is due out so sticking it out with my 3GS til then!
Get your mates to get whatsapp, it's a cross platform messenger for iphone, blackberry & android phones and it costs 59p on the apple store, might be free or the same price on Blackberry/Android. Mentioned this somewhere else, but you just download it, it scans your phonebook & syncs with anyone who has it (no need to remember a silly little pin number like BBM) - you can send each other messages, pictures, videos etc so basically like BBM, but anyone with a smart phone can use it and talk to each other.

 

Wait until you have done a 3 year degree in Maths before thinking A Level is a bitch - I did pure maths and stats with minimal mechanics at A Level and my whole degree was f'ing mechanics!

 

Link for whatsapp here
Also how's this for a FML.
It's not me obviously, but it could be worse - you could be a multi-million platinum selling recording artist who has just had his phone number leaked on twitter.
Yup Eminem has had his phone number leaked! I haven't tried ringing the number myself like, wouldn't dare!

 

Should be ok, his arms aren't that long.

 

ToonSi ... I'm sure he'll be able to stretch to an Orange Pay As You Go until it all blows over...


Theres also an app you can get for iphones, I had it, but can't remember the name, where it turns your iphone into a walkie talkie...Really good fun if you have few mates all in on it

 

I did Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Economics at A Level..... Never got my head round Econ (which would be a shock if you knew what I do for a living haha)

In terms of FML stories, I once, as a dare I hasten to add, decided to down a whole bottle of port. Having already consumed immeasurable amounts of alcohol already, I went to my room and awoke to find purple chunky vomit all over my room and bathroom..... FML! On the plus side, on that night, whilst inebriated, I did win a few games of Pro Evo against my mate!!!!

 

...Every cloud!

I'm usually 'that dick' who is up for silly challenges like that...Party Shooted/strawpeado'd a bottle of wine and downed a Stein (litre glass) of beer in the past year our uni...The volume of beer wasn't the difficulty, it was the fact it was straight off the tap in the beer tent and was ****in freezing...Felt like trying to swallow a snowball!

 

That's me aswell

 

It's a landline number .
That sounds class, when your iphone is back up and running you'll have to let me know what it is!

 

Feel a bit harsh posting this on my iPhone but hopefully it will cheer u up

Last year in malia after a a lot of drink and being sick in the club toilet I stumbled up and passed out in one ofthe chairs, woke up 5 hours later with everything closed off money stolen phone gone and a 1 hour walk hungover in the baking sun, a while later I got in and the door was locked so collapsed in the corridor. Finally got in 3 hours later to find find out someone had drawn several cocks all over my face which would explain why everyone was laughing at me on the way home, fortunately my mate stole the glory as he came in covered in dry blood all over his body and his face as he had innocently had sex with a virgin and may have been a bit hard with her

 

Ouch

 

I hate to think what she looked like when she woke up

 

What about getting stoned/pissed to the point of falling down some stairs and puking at a house party when I'd just turned 15, shagging a bit of a mong (or attempting to) and, rather than admit I had stoned sicky sex with a minger, pretended I was too baked to get a hard-on and nothing happened. You can imagine the grief.

Happy days (sob)

 

A FML happened the other night, not to me, but could have easily been. Was at a house party and some kid was doing bud for the first time, took so much that within minutes of taking it he was on top of the stairs looking like he was going to fall down. My mate then asked if he was feeling alright and as he was about to reply he threw up absolutely everywhere, all down the bannisters, and too the sound of absolute hysterical laughter from a bunch of guys, all over a girl that had recently cheated on one of them. This could have been me as just before going past the bannisters I remember I left my drink and turned back! Anyway, as she was unpopular from cheating on the guy no one would let her go back to hers to wash, adding to the fact her parents were out of town and she lost the key, she then slept outside that night covered in sick until the neighbour came round with a spare key. I'd think that's probably one of the biggest FML of her life.