The Fish Wars

I'm Alec pal. Drew is over there >>>>>■

 

No worries, you meet the other criteria, so enjoy Aberdeen.

 

Aberdeen is fulla cùnts like you. You know...boring short people.

 

See, you're finding more things you'll have in common with them already.

 

Buckfast Billy Bhoy will be raging, looking for another kid to fiddle with.

 

You’re a bit of a smart Alec mate, yep.

 

Baldo is a short arsed drunken *****phile obsessed Unionist. Always sings Rule Britannia when he's at Ibrox like the other fat drunken wife beating Huns. He stinks of **** as well, not even his own ****.

 

I am 6ft tall, 13 stone and I don't have a wife. I have never sang rule Britannia since I turned about 17 and everybody in here knows I'm no unionist. I very rarely visit ibrox and I shower twice daily and I'm particularly fragrant.

Apart from that, pretty accurate description there Drew. Have you a spot in my hedge?

 

I reckon Aberdeen could be having second thoughts about letting you in.

 

**** stinks worse than Toby.

 

Far too tall for that place tbh.

 

Not as bad as your patter though eh Drew.

 

Kiddy fiddling, Buckfast.

Buckfast, kiddy fiddling.

 

^^^^^ Short arsed, fat drunken mess.

That's his good points folks.

 

Drew triggered again tonight.

Splendid!

 

Buckfast.....……………….kiddy fiddling.

 

One horse town tactics !

 

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