The first dubious "wid ye" thread in a few days

Cowp = rubbish tip/knock over

 

I'll cowp ye if ye fancy it. Let's just leave that offer on the table. Call me.

 

hullo doll

 

she looks like she has an extra chromosone.


So on that basis I would

 

Call you what?

Alrighty, ya fat ching chong x

 

semi

i printed it aff n took it to the bogs for a chug whilst thinkin of yer avatar

 

hows it going ya saggy old cow?

 

id rather shag one of the holes in a brick (the middle one)

 

**** off stealing ma patter ya ****

 

Aye, fine. Still feart of you

How's uni?

 

im handsome enough for it to work though

 

don't know why, im delightful.

uni is ****. its surprisingly easy but i dont get paid enough. also rakes of stunning burds to prey upon.

 

There was absolutely no need to use the truth against me there. Bastard.

 

i hear you are the twelfth best looking man in all of lanarkshire but they still turned down your application to play the hunch back in 300 as your face would scare the audience.

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I'm 2nd best looking. That photie is of the 1st best looking. Pud is somewhere around 80th, along with the rest of the lanarkshire tims

 

Actual proper dangleberries - probably alright.

Problem is that the intense hairiness of her muff might spill over into associated muff dangleberries.

In summary, not too good.

 

That's ****ing rank.....just think of them as hairy raisins and you'll be fine though.

 

I'll no be anywhere near them.

I'll be destroying her anus and watching her weird wee face