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Match Day Thread The Final

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 1, 2023.

  1. Magdad

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    Heard it was inhouse and Ibris Elba is the voice over
     
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  2. ToonArmy1892

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    I've had ibris elba before, very painful.
     
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  3. Magdad

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    I hope he used lube <laugh>
     
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    I knew that was coming when i posted it but i thought my joke was quite good.
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Can I just ask, anybody on here that's traveling down or based in London....... Can someone stand with Hung in Trafalgar Square on Saturday night and hold his pens for autograph hunters...... Thanks
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Is it like having tennis elba?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    I hope he doesn't try to use Nelson's Column like a pole to dance on.
     
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    Don's there for him to lean on <cheers>
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Here, I'll let you know I'm a perfectly respectable business owner




    Until the football starts
     
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    We need more snap in the sauces
     
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    We need more 'snap' on Man United's legs against Barca tonight. :emoticon-0130-devil:bandit:
     
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    They never get injuries
     
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    :bandit:<monster>:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    That was the joke basically :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Screenshot_20230106-022637_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
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  16. Magdad

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    considers posting dance video :bandit:
     
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    jack-nicholson-jack.gif
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Do it!!
     
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    You have it n all. You posting it saves me getting it in the neck all weekend <laugh>
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Hang on, I'll just change my username to Roy Munson and amend my avi then I'll post it... :bandit:
     
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