Off Topic The Famous 'Sayings' Thread

[Didley Squat]

Ok people, drag out all those famous 'sayings' your parents told you or the ones you've told your children ... maybe the ones that you haven't told so far but would love to.

Here goes ......

That'll learn you!

See, if you think this isa crap thread, it should blend in well with all the others!
Enjoy!

 

[Didley Squat]

Man in bathroom with tool in hand not nesscessary plumber.

 

[Didley Squat]

When I was a lad being taught the 'birds & the bees' .............. I was told that there was 'Big ones, Woppers and OMG'

 

[San Diego]

'Stop crying before I give you something to cry about" is a classic because knowing that if you didn't stop crying then you were going to get a slapped arse didn't help in the slightest

 

[UTRs]

My dad used to shout "you stupid pillock"

I was always getting that yelled at me...

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

"You'll be laughing on the other side of your face"
"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that"
"If you don't eat the crusts you'll not have strong teeth and curly hair"

My dad used to say "I'll toss you around this room 'til I loss you" . . . . he never did, mind

All stupid phrases

 

[Wherever]

"**** off ref you blind ****" as fresh today

 

[Didley Squat]

You may not have heard this one but I've coped it all my life!

Your talking thru your arrse again!

 

[Didley Squat]

Willie Nelson commenting on a young lady he had met ................
"She could suck the chrome off my trailer hitch"

 

[Didley Squat]

"There was so much snow up in them mountains, they had to jack the cows up to milk em." - Foghorn Leghorn

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

To anyone that's daft enough to annoy me . . . . 'go and **** yourself' How ?

Lionel Richie . . . . 'You're once, twice, three times a lady' - no she's not, you oaf

How many have been described as a 'tit-head' ?

Anyway . . . . up yours

 

[San Diego]

Your face will stay like that if the wind changes

 

[Wooperts_duck]

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[Wherever]

As long as I have a face you'll have somewhere to sit

 

[Wooperts_duck]

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

Right now everyone is referring to 'dabbing'.

That really is annoying.


Really.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Right now everyone is referring to 'dabbing'.

That really is annoying.


Really.

you think thats bad
someone at work got me to google RUSTY TRUMPET
who makes this stuff up

 

[Didley Squat]

What about .... C.ee U. N.ext T.uesday?

 

[Didley Squat]

Don't let this thread confuse you with the other 'pretend' famous one liners!

This is the real deal people.
Talk Sh!t here today!

Vote Aussie
The Nothing Party
Phone 1400NOTHING

 

[Didley Squat]

Anyone seen UTR's?