The FAIL Exclusive

All you have to do is read this message board and you have your answers

 

no no no its not his day off but assem suspended him for no reason

 

To ask who they intend our new manger to be, what sort of kitty will he have and how the hell do they expect to sell any season tickets on the back of this week's actions for a start

 

Oh yeah and are we gonna accept or reject the offers from vulture clubs who are now circling?

 

We'll definitely accept them IMO

 

I'm beginning o think they don't actually want to. There'd be far more money for the club if we didn't all get 9 free games.

 

I have to admit that for some reason I found this quite funny when I heard it -

Why did the turkey cross the road?

[NSFW]Because it was sellotaped to the chicken.[/NSFW]

It's beyond pathetic but maybe it was the way it was said