What and miss your rants...yet again you are applying a label to me (incompetent), when you know nothing about me. You do understand that I, like you, can multitask on a PC and it's quite possible that I could be completing work whilst engaging with you?
As it happens, I will be disappearing soon because I'm going out to dinner. Please do not mistake my absence as any kind of victory for you.
As for the impressing part, there are pages and pages of your attempts to try to impress people on this site. Unfortunately, other than a little bit of support from custard, you have failed miserably.
I hope people are laughing at me and I am in some small way making there day more enjoyable.
I am happy to continue with these childish outbursts for as long as you like, because unlike you, I don't take myself too seriously and think that I am the font of all knowledge.
So here's a thought, when you stop being a complete prat, so will I.