Got to say, and don't take this the wrong way, English folk are shìte at swearing. The further south you go the shìtier they are.
I got out of 95% of them luckily enough mainly because my direct senior manager thought they were **** too plus whenever there was a course we had boiler failure or A/C problems.
Fraid not pal. You're comin wi us - ye've been grassed up for glassin yon wee lassie. See wit ah did there? Talking Scottish the noo n'at.
As a web developer I live by that motto. Sometimes you can do 5 mins of work and everyone loves you or 5 days of work and hardly anyone notices the difference . It's the little easy things that usually make people happiest.