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The English Language

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Got to say, and don't take this the wrong way, English folk are shìte at swearing. The further south you go the shìtier they are.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Delusional cùnt ^^^
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Oh go take a long walk off a short pier you horrid person .
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Horrid <laugh> homosexual cùnt ^^^
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You do have a way with words <laugh>
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have a very limited vocabulary. If only I'd have stuck in that week I spent in school.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    I got out of 95% of them luckily enough mainly because my direct senior manager thought they were **** too plus whenever there was a course we had boiler failure or A/C problems. <whistle>
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fraid not pal. You're comin wi us - ye've been grassed up for glassin yon wee lassie.


    See wit ah did there? Talking Scottish the noo n'at.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Is there really a thing as ‘scotch’? I always thought they were Irish that could swim. :bandit:
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nah, that’s Scousers I believe.

    Scotchmen are like Irishmen in skirts
     
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    Hmm, it’s a thought mind.
     
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  12. Greet sense a huma, marra, man! *
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    *Note to the lads: Commie will understand this.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As a web developer I live by that motto. Sometimes you can do 5 mins of work and everyone loves you or 5 days of work and hardly anyone notices the difference .

    It's the little easy things that usually make people happiest.
     
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