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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Have you taken the ‘Emotional Intelligence’ course yet? That’s a must for managers climbing the corporate ladder. <laugh>
     
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    Yep, had to do an EQ course a few years ago. I did Hear that my company are starting to roll out CQ (cultural) courses now <doh>
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    "Go for the low hanging fruit" was one I particularly liked.

    You'll find me under the apple tree, ****os.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fortunately I got out. About a year after attending a training day called, I kid you not, "The Mind Gym".

    Actually I never minded getting out of the office for a day to participate in a carnival of utter bollocks, but then I was being paid to do it; by people who were banging on endlessly about challenging costs and driving efficiency etc.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    As soon as I hear an English accent I just think...cùnt.
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    You think it in Scotch though, right?

    So it's actually more like "hoots mon ye **** ye".
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup. Mare like...Archie,wit a cùnt.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hiag, he's a cùnt

    Math, petulant cùnt

    Simon, decent cùnt

    And so on and so forth.
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    At which point you piss yourself, and take a swing at a lamp post.

    I know, cos we have Scotch people down here. There's at least one sleeping under every bridge.
     
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    I was at a production meeting about 25 years ago, where an particular manager who used all the buzz words, was discussing some production issues. He replied to a question by saying "we'll throw some engineering at that".
    That incensed an old fitter so much, that they nearly came to blows.
     
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    Kevin, stupit cùnt.
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Ye we send all our insane cùnts to you. Saves us having to deal with them :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Boring cùnt ^^^^^
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Asbo, anyone seen that ****? Nicked again is he, the ****?
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    When you coming down here?
     
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    Nearly forgot, I'm supposed to be on a resilience training course in a couple of weeks. Fortunately I will be on holiday, so will miss it <laugh>
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    ^^^Some cùnt stole this cùnts decent patter and nae cùnt leaves tae we find oot wit cùnt that did it.
     
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    Well done, you got a like out of our resident ******.
     
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    Moody cùnt ^^^^
     
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  20. pieguts

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    I prefer stroppy ****
     
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