The End of the Week, commonly known as The Weekend

What does an Ethiopian family look like? A barcode.

 

Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

 

Every time you go to take a picture, when you smile you burn a hole straight through the camera.

 

You look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.

 

What is big,black,and long? The line at KFC.