Gambol all this has been prophesied in the bible. Our club is obviously the personification of Christ. We have been crucified by the other clubs. Hung about with tax collectors (okay maybe avoided them). Jesus said before the crucifixion that though they killed him that he would rebuild the temple in three days. This obviously alludes to our going into division three each of the days being a season. So there you go Jesus says we should start in the third. Finally a bit like Jesus, a lot of folk don't think we exist. God is not mocked!!! Though I'm sure I will be
Yes, but he returned better than before unlike the two thieves crucified beside him. They are surely Murray and Whyte
And lo, Pontious Lawell asked, will no club do my dirty bidding for me. "Fwee Wangers" cried a voice from the crowd. And Lawell washed his hands.
Ignore the pharisees of the Tic board Gambol. They sit around pour over scriptures and debate our club all day. We are Jesus FC and we shall be redeemed.