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By the love of ****, there is a 60 year old South African guy on Escape to the Country and his name is Arthur, büt said to the host, "Everybody calls me Goose, so you can call me Goose". What is wrong with these ****s? I can't stand this anymore, I am going for a few pints, thank **** I am actually working for a bit tomorrow.
 
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monacoger said:
I'm pretty sure they have already, except the host is that ugly wee annoying lesbian Sandy Toksvig and the questions are for ******s. Certainly not the way it was in William G's day.
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Sounds like pure unadulterated pish.

I'll stick to repeats on Challenge
 
monacoger said:
I'm pretty sure they have already, except the host is that ugly wee annoying lesbian Sandy Toksvig and the questions are for ******s. Certainly not the way it was in William G's day.
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I quite like the News Quiz.
 
monacoger said:
By the love of ****, there is a 60 year old South African guy on Escape to the Country and his name is Arthur, büt said to the host, "Everybody calls me Goose, so you can call me Goose". What is wrong with these ****s? I can't stand this anymore, I am going for a few pints, thank **** I am actually working for a bit tomorrow.
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<laugh> I swear people only go on that show to get some free travel. "It smells and it's miles from anywhere" It's the country you absolute cock socket. They ain't about to spray 400 square miles with Air fresh every day and put a new shopping centre in just for you.

Oh and Escape Down under - "we hadn't thought about not being able to see our families and friends again". For the love of God - the flights are at least a grand and it takes at least 26 hours to fly there - did that not cross your minds when you were making plans? I really hope there is a hell and braindead dick splashes like that spend eternity stuck between Maggie Thatcher's thighs.
 
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Dan Starkey said:
<laugh> I swear people only go on that show to get some free travel. "It smells and it's miles from anywhere" It's the country you absolute cock socket. They ain't about to spray 400 square miles with Air fresh every day and put a new shopping centre in just for you.

Oh and Escape Down under - "we hadn't thought about not being able to see our families and friends again". For the love of God - the flights are at least a grand and it takes at least 26 hours to fly there - did that not cross your minds when you were making plans? I really hope there is a hell and braindead dick splashes like that spend eternity stuck between Maggie Thatcher's thighs.
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I agree with you Stan, but leave off the bad things about Maggie. You left wing, poor, fenian ****<ok>
 
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Dan Starkey said:
<laugh> I swear people only go on that show to get some free travel. "It smells and it's miles from anywhere" It's the country you absolute cock socket. They ain't about to spray 400 square miles with Air fresh every day and put a new shopping centre in just for you.

Oh and Escape Down under - "we hadn't thought about not being able to see our families and friends again". For the love of God - the flights are at least a grand and it takes at least 26 hours to fly there - did that not cross your minds when you were making plans? I really hope there is a hell and braindead dick splashes like that spend eternity stuck between Maggie Thatcher's thighs.
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When will you learn that nobody on GC reads any post more than one line?

So, ye were swearing that smelly people go on a show?
 
monacoger said:
By the love of ****, there is a 60 year old South African guy on Escape to the Country and his name is Arthur, büt said to the host, "Everybody calls me Goose, so you can call me Goose". What is wrong with these ****s? I can't stand this anymore, I am going for a few pints, thank **** I am actually working for a bit tomorrow.
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Don't let it get you down.
 
Only Connect is the bee's knees,I actually got 4 right other night and you can look at that birds tits and legs.
 
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