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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

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    8C47A983-EF6D-4EA9-9617-DAFF2A7A012D.jpeg

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE <cheers>
     
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    Been a slow day blueturk?
     
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    Just thought I'd free up some space and empty my phone pics so shared them here
    Heading to Poole for an evening tomorrow so may need room for new photos
    All ok with you Andy ?
     
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    Cheers Jeff/Geoff, not sure how you spell it. Got back from 10 days on Portugal very early Tuesday morning. Weather, hotel, food and drink excellent. Bloody freezing here on return. Also had 4th Covid jab on Tuesday. Felt like sh1t yesterday but fine today. You well? I'm not likely to be back at Poole until 2 weeks over Christmas. If you're around then we can manage another pint or 2.
     
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    Lord nelson was 5'7".
    His statue on top of the column is 18'1".

    That's Horatio of 3.24 to 1.
     
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    Oh no its not!!! And a man of your age should realise that it must be less than 3!!! I can't be arsed to calculate the correct figure. I'm not OCD but I do hate inaccuracy.
     
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    It's 3.238805917014 or as we say in Glosser 3.24
     
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    If he's less that 6 foot and the statue is more than 18 foot it has to be more than 3. 3x6=18.
     
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    We probably shouldn't make too much of it as it will be he that calculates our penalty deduction <yikes>
     
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